Hu Tu Tu-hindi-1913
Lyricists:
Gulzar
Music Directors:
Vishal Bhardwaj
kem bhau tabiyat pani kem chhe kem chhe mat bolo bhai scam chhe bolo scam chhe har baat me scam har baat me ghapla kalyug aaye to likha hai nahi likha hai to likh do puja me bhi kam se kam ek aankh to khuli rakho
ghapla hai bhai ghapla hai bhai – 3 ghapla hai ho hmm ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla ha ago bai ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla – 2
he ho chhod parjapat pakad punch ka ghapla hai sadhu sant ki dadhi munch ka ghapla hai aate me ghapla hai bate me ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla ha aga bai ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla ji re ji re ji re ji – 2 aate me ghapla ji bate me ghapla ji re ji re ji re ji rail me ghapla ji tel me ghapla lic me bank me ghapla jeep me ghapla tank me ghapla lic me bank me ghapla ji re ji re ji re ji jeep me ghapla tank me ghapla ji re ji re ji re ji faujo ke buto se lekar banduko me ghapla hai teen crore ke not bhare in sanduko me ghapla hai he ho poder foder bhai damodar ghapla hai bhai bhatija parmit order ghapla hai tale me ghapla hawale me ghapla aaga aaga ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla he aga bai ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla ji re ji re ji re ji – 2
dukane bechi to bik gaye sath governer ga bhainsh ka chara kha gaye yaar minister – 2 adal badal kal badal badal kar ladte hai hu tu tu tu – 2 are hath kahi or pav kahi par padte hai adal badal kal badal badal kar ladte hai are hath kahi or pav kahi par padte hai
dollar wollar bhai damodar ghapla hai sara soch ke dekh sarasar ghapla hai arji me ghapla hai marji me ghapla ghapla hai ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla – 2 ghapla hai bhai ghapla hai bhai – 2
deva re o ho log bechare tin tin tare tin tin tare log bechare – 2 til til marne wale til til tarne wale kide or makodo jaise log bechare tin tin tare – 3 ghiste ghiste fat jate hai juto jaise log bechare tin tin tare log bechare – 2 pairo me pahane jate hai jalse or jhulluso me sangero se sile sipahi vardi ke malbhuso me goli se jo fatt jate hai chithdo jaise fenk diye jate hai sare tin tin tare log bechare – 2 tin tin tare tin tin tare tin tin tare – 3