mujhe yaad hain woh baatein mere bachpan ki daddy kehte thhe khota sikka chalega nahin mummy pyaar se khilati daal chaawal aur dahi maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu five star mein nahin

marr marr ke mili college degree meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary ek ladki mili thi woh bhi dump kar gayi dump hone ko baitha hoon koi miley toh sahi

oh ho banda seedha rab da main yeah ditto tere warga main unh kaam ghalat koi karda te phir na usko chhad’da main

kisi ladki ko chhede koi toh dishoom kare cheating aur khele koi toh dishoom mere india ko bura kaha toh dishoom jana gana pe na khda hua toh dishoom toh dishoom toh dishoom… toh dishoom…

bathroom me kishore da ke gaane gata hu katy perry ki me photo sang leke nahata hu mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi but life koi honey singh ka video nahi

din ko me chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi toh yaad karke batein purani khoob rota hu

banda seedha rab da main ditto tere warga main ek waari haath fad laan taan phir kadi nahi chhad’da main

ram-rahim… milaye koi toh dishoom chhote bacchon ko daraye koi toh dishoom nasha karke jo aaye koi toh dishoom mere bhai ko sataaye koi toh dishoom

toh dishoom toh dishoom… toh dishoom toh dishoom… to dishoom…